1980’s Biller Humor: Because I gotta laugh in order not to cry.
I want my ERA!
Look at Change Healthcare, that’s the way to do it
You took away the MFA
That ain’t workin’ that’s the way Change do it
Money maybe and no EOB!
Now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way Change do it
Lemme tell ya, them guys ain’t dumb
Maybe work 3 hours on a couple claims
Maybe it’ll render us numb
We got to ensure claims are paid
Clear the A/R report
We got to search on Optum Pay
We got to reassociate claims
(repeat)
I shoulda learned to lie & steal
I shoulda learned to bait & switch
Look at that Witty
He’s got it oozing in his mouth, man
We could have the cash
And he’s in Congress, what’s that?
Lies and lies?
He’s spouting out the lies like hypocrisy
Oh that ain’t workin’ that’s the way Change do it
Get your money maybe, get no EOB!
We got to ensure claims are paid
Clear the A/R report
We got to search on Optum Pay
We got to reassociate claims
Listen here
Now that ain’t workin’
That’s the way Change do it
Money maybe and no EOB!
That ain’t workin’ that’s the way Change do it
Money maybe and no EOB!
Money maybe
And no EOB
Get your money maybe
And no EOB
Get your money maybe (I want my, I want my ERA!)
And no EOB (I want my, I want my ERA!)
I want my, I want my ERA!
I want my, I want my ERA!
My thanks to Sting and Mark Knopfler / Dire Straits for the inspiration.
I don’t DARE sing this on video; I’d break the internet. But the song runs through my head. Every day, repeatedly. As I manually look up claim after claim after claim in the portals.
I’ll never complain about MFA again!
